Sparrow

 

War Losing

In a war, one side
loses and one wins.

Why must the USA
always win?

I ask President Bush The 2nd:
"Please, let us lose one war --
just to be fair. Let us declare war
on Poland or Sri Lanka, and let them win."
 

 

Four Quarters

Four quarters do not
equal a dollar.

They equal 99.99 cents.

.01 cent is missing.

Everyone feels this absence
deep inside.

 

Mauve Swamp

"I love your
mauve swamp," John said,
standing by my house.

 

Jewish Exercise #1

Take a small piece of gefilte fish
and throw it in the sea.

Overheard

"I
love
the
Stanley
Cup --
especially
the
handles."

 

Pi Lip

Celia's lip
is exactly the length of pi:
3.141592653589 inches.

 

Shoe Farts

My black shoes
make farting noises, sometimes.

 

Spear Threshold

I have
a very
low
spear
threshold.

When
I see
more
than
3 spears,
I run.

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