Jim Behrle

 

New Outgoing Message


unless you'd rather hear about my grandmother

thank Christ you see thru my swagger

neighborhood kids boosted my halo & wings

haiku / hipbone/ another hippocratic oath

why you being like this

I'll read Jennifer Moxley to you

O Magnolia Soundtrack

beneath the suds of dawn

kathunk goes the compliment

malfunctions inside anti-gravity

yeah like *you* could do better

things will be fine when there's less Americans

if you leave it blank it will be auto-generated

we douche & ditch

and the people shout jed ne pivo!

I put a needle on the record

we know where you're from

I just shot John Lennon

and the flesh cries Olivia!

that's not the fucking sun

guess tonite you left the club because

everything you want is wrong

that's the fist you're feeling

now that I'm famous

 

 

Starts With a Line from Jeni Olin


"by beautiful I mean communicating disease"

hoped they might be hissing like snakes

it's in my panties / the secrets like

the prophecies are all coming true like

that erotic one

the tip of my dick made a fetus briefly

free memory upgrade / a loop of just Paris Hilton

mark of the beast carry the one

our nerf sex dungeon / avengers in the house

I could be the perfect girl but not for you

I thought it was love it was a gas leak

winning them over is only worth 50 points

we had to leave the country in a hurry

your back against a mens room stall c'mon


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